girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
sherk: the more i like a person the meaner i am to them i’m literally a preschooler
keithmorris: im too punk rock for feelings
stuartsometimes: tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later