drop-out-of-life: regenerador: this just in dogs don’t really care that much about Say Anything This reminds me of those church seminars where they get a really eccentric guy with a headset microphone to run around and point at things and PRAISE JESUS and GET OUT OF THIS CHILD DEMON and yeah you know?
groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
wedanceforscreams: t0uche-am0re: waterjewdoing: cruciald00ds: screamatthesun: HOW TO BE A THE STORY SO FAR TRUE FAN TUTORIAL.MP4 Ohmylord. You are perfect. “just rip it from his hand cause you know everyone wants to hear you instead of Parker” ahhahadfjgkdjfg You are perfect omg. hahahha this is great
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like
peterspider-manparker: avatarstateyipyip: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….
accutanebitch: my new therapy audiobook is intense.